Posted by
Beeb on Thursday, October 11, 2007 2:37:14 AM
Yes, that is why we need to support Al Gore's effort to get bill HR2x4, The US Patriotic Trees Act, passed as quickly as possible. It specifies that all trees are to start breathing heavily immediately. The Sierra Club is in the process of recruiting a special corps of tree huggers to employ new scientific methodologies recently discovered by a Democratic Congressional delegation to Bangkok, Thailand. It seems by hugging the trees harder and moving up and down with the hips in a somewhat jerky fashion the Congressional Delegation was able to double aspiration rates. This would double the carbon offsets of each tree, thereby winning the huggers special membership consideration at the Carthage Country Club in Tennessee. Lucky for us those sharp scientific minds in Congress discovered this.
At 10:35 PM 10/10/2007 -0400, Ellen-home wrote:
does my memory fail me or isn't it true anymore that TREES generate Oxygen which they "exhale" from "inhaling" carbon dioxide??? So isn't the solution to the global warming :::coughing hairball::: to plant more trees and leave more where they are?
----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher B.
To: Brad; Skip; Laurie; Ellen; Mimi; Gwen; Tom (home); Eric; Drew; Mickey; Unk; Fred; Darlene
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:31 PM
Subject: More on Global Warming :-)
Ok .... I don't even *have* a comment on this article!
It is *so* absurd, I don't even know where to begin!
Oopsie .... this is going to put Greenpeace at odds
with PETA for sure :-)